crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*


riceisholy:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

Oh my god. No.

thatgirlwithcatears:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

mom: “maybe if you go to sleep earlier you wont be so tired”

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

smokewithmirrors:

i can’t let the people i love down.

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math