fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*


tumblingalma:

this perfectly describes how all college shopping is done

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whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair


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